Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Life without a bra equals bliss.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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