shit pants at work. discarded underwear.
just showed this text to the guy at west elm. luckily we did not stool ourselves in the midst of the ensuing hilarity. so you're commando now?
yep! most awkward part is that i was a few feet away from a client, talking and looking him in the eye. i've never stooled while looking someone directly in the eye.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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