I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Randomize
