My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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