And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
Randomize
