you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
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