wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
I just gift wrapped bread.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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