You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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