I want to make a zoo with you.
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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