Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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