Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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