Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
People with herpes should wear stickers.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
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