are you so shy because you have an std?
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
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