Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
Randomize
