Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
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