ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
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