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I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on

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(563): View more from Iowa

I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.

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(704): View more from North Carolina

i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating

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(516): View more from New York

I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done

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(440): View more from Ohio

i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.

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(817): View more from Texas

I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.

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(314): View more from Missouri

My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married

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(410): View more from Maryland

I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.

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(425): View more from Washington

I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.

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