are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
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