You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
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