Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
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