the new term for farting is butt boxing.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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