She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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