We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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