what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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