The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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