We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
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