He is such a slut. More and more my type.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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