I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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