Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
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