just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
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