i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
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