we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
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