maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I smell like Dick and happiness
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