I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
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