When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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