I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
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