But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
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