i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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