I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
...so i touched it.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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