You really coming over, don't trick.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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