your room smells of hookers.
And success
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
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I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
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