im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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