two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
Randomize
