he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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