She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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