Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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