Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
You know you're sufficiently drunk when the 411 dude just says, "Fuck it! I'll Google that shit for you, what movie do you want to see?" and proceeds to give you showtimes for 3 different theatres.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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