i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
I just threw up on my dentist
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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