I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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