sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
Randomize
