A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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