i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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