i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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