He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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